The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via statexalchemist)
I said this to one of the girls at makeup college when she was complaining about them always being different and she looked at me as if I had changed her life
The Marvel Cinematic Universe Phase 1 Collection
As soon as you open it, the briefcase shines blue. You have to tap the tesseract for it to light up, but it looks very cool when it does. The blu-rays are packaged nicely, but could have been better imo.
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
this cat looks stoked as hell
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)
This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
not my photoset, just made transparent.
WELL WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT
MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS
THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
CROSSING THE ROAD IS WALKING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC
OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
And the punchline is a metaphor for the afterlife
when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru
but would the vine do it for me