tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life
When I say I want to read the book before seeing the movie, I don’t want brownie points or bragging rights. I want to be able to read the book with my imagined world and idea of the characters without the movie’s influence at least once. After you see the movie there’s always some part of it that sticks in your head for a long time and you lose the enjoyment of making it up yourself.
thank you so much for putting it into words
get to know me meme: [8/10] favorite hockey players
Jonathan Toews, (Chicago Blackhawks)
My car says “I’m poor as shit so I’ll take what I can get.” Nevertheless, I love my little baby. I’ve had it since high school, and I call it the Tomato Mobile, because it’s about the same color as a tomato. I went to a friend’s wedding a couple years ago, and ran into some people I hadn’t seen since high school. Two of them said, rather incredulously, “You’re still driving the Tomato?” Nice to know my little car made an impression.
ditto. except my car is a pumpkin, not tomato
That’s for damn sure.
My car’s just a French heap of shit and I hate it.
At least you fuckers have cars. Be grateful you can afford it next time you’re driving somewhere in the pouring rain and you see someone trudging along soaked to the skin and shivering because they can’t afford a car.
any funny or interesting post on this website will guarantee one person bitching or whinging about it
lol my car is a cherry
and I’m not even old enough to drive. even if I was, there are hundreds of dollars to pay for driver’s ed, hours of practice and more hundreds of dollars to even get a USED car…
*sigh* …15 and feeling down
My car is the same shade of green as dying grass.
Mine is firetruck red and indestructible, only problem is that it’s $90 per pint of paint… Average colors cost 65-75 😖
jokes Americans won’t get
why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???
didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS
skinny jeans where the ankle is not all the way skinny?? why do you do this
‘They have learned that the lady at the ferry ticket booth occasionally has treats’ [reddit]
this man is thirty
i feel like this is older than me
Look at this relic
Fucking fossil lol