Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.
NERD SUPAH SPOOPAH
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
this is honestly one of the defining moments of the last decade
when you’ve looked at a word so long that you progressively think “is this even spelt right? is this even a word? is this even English?” until you’re like “who even am I?” and begin having an existential crisis over your homework
Night falls, with gravity. The Earth turns, from sanity.
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
reblog if you remember when pompeii WASN’T a number 1 song and BEFORE it was popular and ASH was still FALLING from mount vesuvius
I thought this post was for people who remembered?
YOU JUST HAD TO GO THERE DIDN’T YOU
*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*